-Many happy returns to retired blogger and recovering albino funk lord Gorilla. He’s an extremely handsome dude and I’m not just saying that because I often get mistaken for him.

- Speaking of brothers, I can only assume this will be the best movie ever. The YING YANG TWINS AS VIAGRA DEALERS TRYING TO MAKE IT TO SPRING BREAK! Check it out on Billboard.com I couldn’t name one of their songs, but I love me some Ying Yang Twins, these guys are amazing to me because I’m pretty sure at least one of them is retarded and one of them is always high, but the fun is guessing who is who? Have you ever seen their cribs? It’s incredible; their Mc-mansion in Atlanta is mostly empty, except for, no reason in particular, a smattering of nautical themed stuff out of an lame CEO’s office. Seriously I will go see this on opening day, or more likely will preorder it from straighttovideorappermovies.com.

-God loves you and wants you to be happy. How do we know? Read the article in the New York Times about how the singer from the Spin Doctors had his vocal chords paralized without any medical reason recently.