I paid $2.39 a gallon of gas today and it seemed like, hey things might be alright after all, you know that we all might make it through these rough times.

WRONG. Scientist are now predicting that Hurricane Wilma will shift course overnight by hundreds of miles and actual make landfall somewhere near the Saudi oil fields. So that’s something to look forward to.

My friend Keith at work pointed out that in all likelihood, Bush has access to a weather machine and keeps sending storms at us everytime we displease him or he thinks we might have extra money to spend on food or a new futon mattress. Keith then made the beeping noises that he thought the weather machine mostly likely sounds like when Bush touches the buttons to program disasters.

It sounded a lot like the cross dimensional key in He-Man The Movie, which of course starred Harriet Miers as Gwildor the Key Master.

Ahhhhhhh, yes i did just go there! Blogging ain’t for suckas. Seriously would anybody like to buy a slightly used Web site?