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Why is this man smiling?

Filed under: originals, politics, people suck — Scott at 2:13 pm on Thursday, October 20, 2005

  • Just found the crucial St. Charles Place Monopoly piece on the back of his large fries. Only needs Virginia Place and the Sea-Doo will be all his.
  • Is looking forward to catching up with his old pal Ken Lay.
  • The officer asked him to say “Hammer-Time,” at the count of three and he laughed wondering where he could get some t-shirts printed up for his staff with that on it. Kind of a gag gift for when the trial starts.
  • Having gone insane sometime ago, he assumes the pic is for his rocket car driver’s license.
  • Ate an entire litter of newborn puppies on the way to the court house.
  • Isn’t wearing pants.
  • Cause we still don’t know about his international diamond-smuggling cartel.
  • Finished really cool homemade Spiderman/Doctor Octopus Halloween costumes for him and his son, Tommy Jr. The tenticals are held up by coat-hangers.

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Comment by magic missile

October 20, 2005 @ 2:55 pm

I nominate this for best blog post of the year.

I thought he ate live babies…not puppies

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Comment by magic missile

October 20, 2005 @ 2:57 pm

…nevermind that’s Orrin Hatch

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