From imdb’s new service. Chloe Sevigny, medical expert.

“Sevigny Unfazed by Bird Flu Threats
American actress Chloe Sevigny is refusing to succumb to the media hysteria surrounding the bird flu virus. Since the disease emerged in southeast Asia in 2003, more than 60 people have been killed by the H5N1 strain of the disease and, in recent weeks, it has begun to spread to the western world. Despite the media’s alarming news report predicting how many people will be killed by avian flu, the Boys Don’t Cry star remains calm and collected, insisting she doubts she would be unlucky enough to catch the virus. She tells the New York Daily News, “Doesn’t avian flu affect old people more? I’m young and healthy. I have a strong constitution. My mother breast-fed me for years.”

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