I’ll bet “apophasis†isn’t even a real word
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Everyone know Ms. Apostrophe is often too busy to link other web pages on her site, lazily “writing her own content” and there by depriving you of cool shit floating around out there on the Net. But if she did post links they might go something like this:
“-CNN has good info on current events!
-WHOA look at that Baby Dance, that’s so crazy.
-Uh-oh, crazy Howard Dean made a funny noise!
-Look at me, I read! I worked in a library and they made me a word princess.
-Here’s where I shop: www.fancypantsinc.com