Stopping communism. Obvs.

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queenaubs: well?
SGSerilla: never
joelhoard: i agree with him
queenaubs: never what?
joelhoard: we’ll only accept unconditional surrender
SGSerilla: never
queenaubs: i surrender to no one
queenaubs: death first
SGSerilla: well played
joelhoard: i heard you’re a communist
joelhoard: our blog says so
queenaubs: i heard your FACE is a communist
SGSerilla: whoa
joelhoard: my face is not a communist
joelhoard: nor is any other part of me
queenaubs: well, i heard it is all i am saying
SGSerilla: let’s not say things that we can’t take back
joelhoard: that’s what feuds are about!
joelhoard: saying things you can’t take back!
queenaubs: survey says: bollocks
SGSerilla: well this has really gotten us some where
queenaubs: you thought i was going to negotiate?
queenaubs: i don’t negotiate with terrorists
SGSerilla: mmm
SGSerilla: what about if we had a bomb
queenaubs: i’d just blow up some small country in the middle east
queenaubs: and take their oil
joelhoard: this isn’t about oil!
queenaubs: HA — who’s all-American now?
queenaubs: <---
queenaubs: me
joelhoard: this is about… i don’t know what this is about!
joelhoard: but it’s not oil!
SGSerilla: freedom
joelhoard: it’s about freedom!
queenaubs: freedom?
SGSerilla: quit killing freedom
SGSerilla: or we’ll put you in jail
SGSerilla: secert jail
queenaubs: i would never — i mean — some of my best friends are freedom
joelhoard: commie liar
queenaubs: i’ve never lied to a communist
queenaubs: i mean
queenaubs: SHIT
SGSerilla: GIVE AWAY
queenaubs: no! it was a freudian dick!
queenaubs: slip!!
SGSerilla: sometimes a cigar is a huge penius you wanna lick
queenaubs: i’ve never wanted to lick a cigar
queenaubs: oh, goddammit
SGSerilla: so anyways
joelhoard: scott’s talking circles around you
joelhoard: CIRCLES!
queenaubs: conversation is a game of circles
joelhoard: and you’re losing!
queenaubs: i type slowly
SGSerilla: go take over the means of production
SGSerilla: our lawyers will call your potato farmers
queenaubs: done. next?
SGSerilla: so joel where to you wanna have our victory party?
queenaubs: victory my ass
queenaubs: you can’t just declare victory
SGSerilla: fine
SGSerilla: the feud will continue
queenaubs: bring it
SGSerilla: we’re gonna make so much money off this
queenaubs: maybe i’ll buy a toaster
queenaubs: a nice one with like four-slice simultaneous toasting action
joelhoard: a COMMUNIST toaster?
queenaubs: um, i think the toaster i described is clearly a capitalist toaster
SGSerilla: today i was gonna buy english muffins then i remembered i didn’t have a toaster
SGSerilla: i was bummed
SGSerilla: then these bearded guys siezed my private holdings in the name of the state
joelhoard: was aubrey one of them
queenaubs: HEY
queenaubs: scott ….. say no
SGSerilla: no
SGSerilla: i
SGSerilla: won’t
SGSerilla: say
SGSerilla: no
SGSerilla: OOOOOHHHHHHHHH
queenaubs: sorry, what?
queenaubs: “no”?
queenaubs: that’s what i thought
SGSerilla: did you cover up part of the screen with your hand
queenaubs: nooo
SGSerilla: ok
SGSerilla: well i’ll post this and people will know we’re winning
joelhoard: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
joelhoard: what do you say to that, commie?
queenaubs: i will not dignify that with a response
queenaubs: (get it?? apophasis!!)
queenaubs: I WIN
joelhoard: so, you’re a communist
joelhoard: logic
queenaubs: maybe i am
joelhoard: scott still doesn’t believe apophasis is a word
joelhoard: so i changed the name of your blog
SGSerilla: we want read something they can pronouce
queenaubs: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apophasis
SGSerilla: oh now you post links
queenaubs: there’s a pronunciation key right there above the definition, bitches
SGSerilla: gibberish
joelhoard: “dictionary.reference.com” is an anagram for “communist liars”
SGSerilla: i know how to say enough words already
queenaubs: like what?
queenaubs: name three words you can pronounce
queenaubs: i dare you
SGSerilla: I’m not on trial here
queenaubs: hah!
joelhoard: he just gave you five
queenaubs: how am i supposed to know that
queenaubs: maybe he can’t pronounce them
queenaubs: only type
queenaubs: or, in his case, “type”
queenaubs: p.s. barber c. is #1 on google blog search for “blog feud”
SGSerilla: no way
queenaubs: yes way
queenaubs: ted
SGSerilla: that must mean we’re winning
queenaubs: no
queenaubs: it just means you have used the phrase “blog feud” more times than i have
SGSerilla: which means…
queenaubs: nothing
queenaubs: NOTHING
queenaubs: !