So I get into work this morning and nobody was there, which was weird cause I was a little late and am rarely the first one in. So I waited and checked my email and still nobody came. So I tried to call my boss, but no answer on his cell. I started wondering if it was some sort of off-site retreat day or if they were all starting Thanksgiving early. I did some work and surfed the net for a bit, figuring somebody would call and explain what was going on.

About 15 minutes ago the police showed up and it’s becoming quite clear what happened.

Apparently last night, A. of Atrophied Now abducted my entire office and immediately sold them all into the white slave trade.

Touché, Aubs, Touché.