I really didn’t wanna say anything, but now that it’s been a few weeks, I wonder how everyone who was talking up how great Rosa Parks was all over our TVs would have felt if they knew … she had been arrested. This is the woman they were calling a hero, huh? Well some rolemodel.

Just reposting this in case anyone forgot she’s a communist.

Stopping communism. Obvs.

You have just entered room “chat1602417061404353138.”

queenaubs: well?
SGSerilla: never
joelhoard: i agree with him
queenaubs: never what?
joelhoard: we’ll only accept unconditional surrender
SGSerilla: never
queenaubs: i surrender to no one
queenaubs: death first
SGSerilla: well played
joelhoard: i heard you’re a communist
joelhoard: our blog says so
queenaubs: i heard your FACE is a communist
SGSerilla: whoa
joelhoard: my face is not a communist
joelhoard: nor is any other part of me
queenaubs: well, i heard it is all i am saying
SGSerilla: let’s not say things that we can’t take back
joelhoard: that’s what feuds are about!
joelhoard: saying things you can’t take back!
queenaubs: survey says: bollocks
SGSerilla: well this has really gotten us some where
queenaubs: you thought i was going to negotiate?
queenaubs: i don’t negotiate with terrorists
SGSerilla: mmm
SGSerilla: what about if we had a bomb
queenaubs: i’d just blow up some small country in the middle east
queenaubs: and take their oil
joelhoard: this isn’t about oil!
queenaubs: HA — who’s all-American now?
queenaubs: <---
queenaubs: me
joelhoard: this is about… i don’t know what this is about!
joelhoard: but it’s not oil!
SGSerilla: freedom
joelhoard: it’s about freedom!
queenaubs: freedom?
SGSerilla: quit killing freedom
SGSerilla: or we’ll put you in jail
SGSerilla: secert jail
queenaubs: i would never — i mean — some of my best friends are freedom
joelhoard: commie liar
queenaubs: i’ve never lied to a communist
queenaubs: i mean
queenaubs: SHIT
SGSerilla: GIVE AWAY
queenaubs: no! it was a freudian dick!
queenaubs: slip!!
SGSerilla: sometimes a cigar is a huge penius you wanna lick
queenaubs: i’ve never wanted to lick a cigar
queenaubs: oh, goddammit
SGSerilla: so anyways
joelhoard: scott’s talking circles around you
joelhoard: CIRCLES!
queenaubs: conversation is a game of circles
joelhoard: and you’re losing!
queenaubs: i type slowly
SGSerilla: go take over the means of production
SGSerilla: our lawyers will call your potato farmers
queenaubs: done. next?
SGSerilla: so joel where to you wanna have our victory party?
queenaubs: victory my ass
queenaubs: you can’t just declare victory
SGSerilla: fine
SGSerilla: the feud will continue
queenaubs: bring it
SGSerilla: we’re gonna make so much money off this
queenaubs: maybe i’ll buy a toaster
queenaubs: a nice one with like four-slice simultaneous toasting action
joelhoard: a COMMUNIST toaster?
queenaubs: um, i think the toaster i described is clearly a capitalist toaster
SGSerilla: today i was gonna buy english muffins then i remembered i didn’t have a toaster
SGSerilla: i was bummed
SGSerilla: then these bearded guys siezed my private holdings in the name of the state
joelhoard: was aubrey one of them
queenaubs: HEY
queenaubs: scott ….. say no
SGSerilla: no
SGSerilla: i
SGSerilla: won’t
SGSerilla: say
SGSerilla: no
SGSerilla: OOOOOHHHHHHHHH
queenaubs: sorry, what?
queenaubs: “no”?
queenaubs: that’s what i thought
SGSerilla: did you cover up part of the screen with your hand
queenaubs: nooo
SGSerilla: ok
SGSerilla: well i’ll post this and people will know we’re winning
joelhoard: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
joelhoard: what do you say to that, commie?
queenaubs: i will not dignify that with a response
queenaubs: (get it?? apophasis!!)
queenaubs: I WIN
joelhoard: so, you’re a communist
joelhoard: logic
queenaubs: maybe i am
joelhoard: scott still doesn’t believe apophasis is a word
joelhoard: so i changed the name of your blog
SGSerilla: we want read something they can pronouce
queenaubs: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apophasis
SGSerilla: oh now you post links
queenaubs: there’s a pronunciation key right there above the definition, bitches
SGSerilla: gibberish
joelhoard: “dictionary.reference.com” is an anagram for “communist liars”
SGSerilla: i know how to say enough words already
queenaubs: like what?
queenaubs: name three words you can pronounce
queenaubs: i dare you
SGSerilla: I’m not on trial here
queenaubs: hah!
joelhoard: he just gave you five
queenaubs: how am i supposed to know that
queenaubs: maybe he can’t pronounce them
queenaubs: only type
queenaubs: or, in his case, “type”
queenaubs: p.s. barber c. is #1 on google blog search for “blog feud”
SGSerilla: no way
queenaubs: yes way
queenaubs: ted
SGSerilla: that must mean we’re winning
queenaubs: no
queenaubs: it just means you have used the phrase “blog feud” more times than i have
SGSerilla: which means…
queenaubs: nothing
queenaubs: NOTHING
queenaubs: !

&;/a>
That’s right. You heard it here first. Apocryphas Now posts material of dubious distinction. Plus, we heard that it has attended meetings of the Communist Party of the United States of America (CPUSA) and has in fact donated money to the CPUSA on numerous occasions. Our investigators uncovered no fewer than 30 canceled checks made out to “The Hyaline Grain Society”, long believed to be a front group for CPUSA.

So that leaves you, the reader, with a choice. Honest, informed all-Americans or a COMMIE LIAR. Hrmmm… now there’s a tough one.

VOTE BARBER COLLEGE ‘05!

&

ell thanks to everyone who has taken our side in THE BLOG FEUD. We never realized that there were so many other bitter jerks in the world waiting to prey on the weak and talented. Many of you have inquired about optioning the film rights to THE BLOG FEUD, but just sit tight. We promised Terrence Malick we’d hold off on any final decision while he tries to raise some bread in Europe. Now back to THE BLOG FEUD…

Everyone know Ms. Apostrophe is often too busy to link other web pages on her site, lazily “writing her own content” and there by depriving you of cool shit floating around out there on the Net. But if she did post links they might go something like this:

“-CNN has good info on current events!
-WHOA look at that Baby Dance, that’s so crazy.
-Uh-oh, crazy Howard Dean made a funny noise!
-Look at me, I read! I worked in a library and they made me a word princess.
-Here’s where I shop: www.fancypantsinc.com

test

queenaubs: you
queenaubs: what is this i hear about blog feuding for money and power and other desirable things?
SGSerilla: it’s called a ganlent
SGSerilla: we’ve thrown it down
queenaubs: oh really
SGSerilla: deal
SGSerilla: gauntlet
SGSerilla: we’re working on our typing
queenaubs: heheh

We’ve decided to start a very real blog feud with apophasisnow.blogspot.com. We’re 50, she’s Ja-Rule or The Game or whichever guy he doesn’t like now. If you work for a magazine and wanna write an in-depth think piece on this post-modern exercise in media manipulation, better act now because Wired really wants this one.

Maybe if he wasn’t too busy making rock ‘n’ roll videos maybe his show wouldn’t have been canceled. Sweet Jesus, even Mr. Show made it through 4 seasons (well really, more like two and two halves, I guess).

Secert nerd hope: maybe FOX actually canceled the Fake David Cross’ show.

Mmmm hey, too bad it’s almost Monday, right Debbie? I better start drinking coffee right now if they expect me to get up in the morning. Let me just check the old email and get settled in because boy these reports are really pilling up. Better multi-task in john from now, get a head start in business while I’m doing my business. Haha. Oh man, but what’s the deal with all these reports, are they even gonna read ‘em before they file them? Seriously, heads up their asses up on 24, like they don’t even care about any of the extra – Oh hey Pete. What the game? I watched the first half but missed the rest … what? why would our coach do that? are you kidding me? Come on I would have made a better call that that guy, fuck me, what were they thinking! I’m sorry, but that is retarded. Jesus I need some more coffee before i do these reports … what’s with these filters? These aren’t the filters we use to have. Well when I started the fuck-asses up on 24 at least had the sense to buy the right goddamn coffee filters. I’m talking to the office manger about this because I have all these goddamn reports to do and who knows what pilling up in my inbox and it is nothing short of criminal that they can’t go out and buy some half way decent coffee filters, I will go out to the store and start buying my own filters to keep in my desk drawer if I have to and just add them to the expense account and no one else can use them, Debbie, because I am the one gonna be going out and getting them and that should count as bill-able hours for the client. I mean I’m sorry, but they know this and they still treat me like an idiot child who can’t tell the difference between a quality coffee filter and these moldy squares of cheesecloth, I mean fuck me, am I the only one who cares about this, cause it effects all of us and yet here I am pissing into the wind, by myself because the rest of you have no initiative. so let’s all operationalize our asses into gear and mobilize at them, you fuckers cause they can’t fire all of us right? Who the hell is gonna do the goddamn reports?

Bye Bye “Arrested Devolpment,” sorry the fucking World Series got you cancelled.

Serious I don’t wanna hear anybody bitching in another two years about how the show was so great. Nobody watched, we let it die.