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SGSerilla: what did you do?
queenaubs: ?
queenaubs: i’m sorry, you must have me confused with someone else
SGSerilla: he’s all wound up now
SGSerilla: just when i had him ready for bed
queenaubs: i didn’t do it
queenaubs: it was the dog
SGSerilla: well it can’t be helped now
SGSerilla: you just give up and lose and i’ll get his pjs back on
queenaubs: there will be no losing done by me
SGSerilla: come ooooonnnnnnnn
queenaubs: i’m sorry
queenaubs: but i have principles
SGSerilla: wait
queenaubs: ?
SGSerilla: don’t you go to a bussiness school
queenaubs: no
SGSerilla: principles my ass
queenaubs: i work in one
SGSerilla: …
queenaubs: hey, ad-face mcgee, you don’t have much room to talk
SGSerilla: we make ads for orphans and orphan-owned companies
SGSerilla: only
queenaubs: i hope that ellipsis means you are examining your conscience
queenaubs: we only sell stocks to fetuses
queenaubs: they come with great abortion-insurance
SGSerilla: big deal
SGSerilla: at least they have parents to abort them
queenaubs: (!)
queenaubs: zing
queenaubs: i can’t believe you topped abortion insurance