I’d like to announce to our shareholders, trusties and corporate partners that we’ll be having an end of year intensive retreat at our secret mountain compound to re-decide the direction of Barber College for the forthcoming quarter. Your attendance and input are greatly desired. As most of you have probably not noticed, the site has undergone a makeover recently, mostly due to an elaborate week of parody aborted before it began b/c of my own laziness, all of which was quickly swept under the rug with the help of Thisaway Blue.

Along with our dear Uncle Grambo’s quality control manifesto (seriously everyone already read that right?), this has sparked some fairly shallow reflection on my part, and although Chairman of the Board J-Ho will certainly be weighing in, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that by the end of the month something is gonna give.

Your Xmas card will be following shortly.

Scott
CEO of Barber College Unlimited Enterprises