Heaven on Earth
A list of stupid things that Domino’s Pizza founder and right-wing Catholic nut Tom Monaghan has done over the years:
1. Founded Domino’s Pizza.
2. Bought the Detroit Tigers and fired Ernie Harwell.
3. Stopped construction of his giant-ass mansion when he had a religious awakening. (A real Catholic would have completed the house and then turned it into the world’s most ostentatious orphanage for babies that would have otherwise been aborted.)
4. Founded a right-wing Catholic law school in Ann Arbor then hired Robert Bork as a lecturer.
5. Tried to build a giant-ass crucifix near the highway outside Ann Arbor. (I would’ve knocked it over with my car if it had been built.)
6. This.