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Heaven on Earth

Filed under: the d, jesus, politics, baseball, people suck — J-Ho at 4:29 pm on Monday, February 20, 2006

A list of stupid things that Domino’s Pizza founder and right-wing Catholic nut Tom Monaghan has done over the years:

1. Founded Domino’s Pizza.

2. Bought the Detroit Tigers and fired Ernie Harwell.

3. Stopped construction of his giant-ass mansion when he had a religious awakening. (A real Catholic would have completed the house and then turned it into the world’s most ostentatious orphanage for babies that would have otherwise been aborted.)

4. Founded a right-wing Catholic law school in Ann Arbor then hired Robert Bork as a lecturer.

5. Tried to build a giant-ass crucifix near the highway outside Ann Arbor. (I would’ve knocked it over with my car if it had been built.)

6. This.

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Comment by Scott

February 20, 2006 @ 6:19 pm

You forgot the ‘Noid saturday morning cartoon.

Everybody remember that the flaunting hippie liberalism of Ann Arbor gave birth to this reactionary zeolot.

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Comment by Drue

February 21, 2006 @ 6:58 am

After reading that (especially #6) I don’t think I can ever buy from Dominos again. Although, let’s be honest, unless you’re looking for a severe intestinal blockage their pizza is useless.

Interesting stuff.

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Comment by Sophie T. Mishap

February 22, 2006 @ 8:23 am

‘Noid. Is that the red guy in the bunny suit? Because I inherited one when I moved into this cubicle. I always had my suspicions it was a sick joke.

It’s like that time Greg Brady was cursed to be a bad surfer in Hawaii because his stupid brothers and half-sisters couldn’t leave plastic ancient burial ground dolls alone.

Ok. It’s not. But it’s still a creepy doll.

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Comment by Sophie T. Mishap

February 22, 2006 @ 8:24 am

Wait…step-sisters. Otherwise it would be creepy for Greg & Marcia to make out.

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