Jesus saw what you did, Pastor David… And he thought it was hilarious!

Detroit’s channel 7 anchorman Frank “I-don’t-pay-my-credit-cards-because-cocaine-is-expensive” Turner got born-again after he had to go away to pull it together a couple of years ago. He also was preaching in “commentaries” for awhile, till even by pitiful local news standards they figured out it wasn’t very objective. Now he wants to host a Christian radio show on the side.

Bill Bonds, wherever you are, come back to us and kick this dude’s ass. I’m down with JC, but I don’t think a man crucified by an over-zealous, repressive government would be down with wiretapping, like Turner implies.

Even after an entire year, we miss Mitch.

We’re wasting valuable research dollars on this shit instead of trying to cure cancer and AIDS? At Harvard and Duke no less. Really good work, guys.

Note to my friends and family: If I find out you’re praying for me, I’m-a beat the shit outta you.

”This is a special leprechaun flute, passed down form thousand of years in my family from my great-great grandpa. He was Irish.” Mobile infested with leprechauns. Local news channels should be shown this kinda disrespect all the time. Has anybody ever seen a reporter say, “Here’s what many of you say…”.

but does anybody else think it is odd that people are acting like the opinion of the readers of FHM matters?

My friend Max has a really funny, very nice roommate named Nayt, who is web designer. Whenever Nayt signs a credit card receipt, he always writes a fake name because seriously no one ever even looks at it. He has a huge collection of them now, part of which he posted online. My favorite is “An Old Vampire.”

I never want to anything else, but watch this clip.

“Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector” tanked at the box office. WHY? ‘Cause Larry the Cable Guy didn’t play a CABLE GUY. Hollywood you are so dumb. www.bobanddavid.com has reponses to David Cross’ anti-Cable Guy novel. He posted so many of them, many of which are just “Way to show that retarded hick he is a hicky retard.” Cross is great, but learning to cut back might actually be a good move.