I’m off to opening day at Wrigley today with my office. Chicago’s weather looks like ass today so don’t be too mad at me. I promise to throw peanuts at Vince and Jennifer the whole time. Here’s some links to tide ya’ over.

—”My dad wrote “Teenage Riot” and he says I can go on any TV show I want!” I keed, I keed. Actually this might be a really good sign for Coco Gordon-Moore: apparently they let her watch TV. Odds of normalcy now only a hundred to one.

—What kind of clown are you, Spike Lee? A crying-on-the-inside one? I THINK NOT.

—Sorry, Classes ’03-‘05. The economy arrived too late to save the drowning witches. Meaningless btw for all my homies holding it down in the M-I. Buy a Chevy already will ya, America?

— You know how FOX and ABC both have wife swapping shows? And nanny shows? But somehow they both seem to stay on the air? NBC decided to bring that sense of capitalistic competition to their own line-up…BY PITTING TWO OF THEIR OWN SHOWS AGAINST EACH OTHER. The weirdest thing is I will watch both of them. Your favorite catch phrase of the fall will be Tracey Morgon’s naked scream of “I’m a Jedi!”

—Pistons made Shaq look so old last night. I know the Heat are hurting with Mourning out, but damn D-town look so effing good rolling into the playoffs. Don’t sell the city for scrap until they burn it down post Championship.

Anybody know why “Meaningless” by Jon Brion is so hard to find? Was that self-released or something crazy like that? “Hook, Line and Sinker” is fighting it out in my head with Joanna Newsome’s “Bridges and Ballons” and it’s getting ugly in a really twee kinda way.