Everytime you eat sushi you fund a really crazy cult. Look for the quote where the Cult leader said Jesus told him to save mankind through sushi.

My friend knows the girl who pulled together this story for the Tribune and he was telling me about it on Monday except he was saying in was the Unitarian Church, not the Unification Church. The worst thing was I was willing to believe him for a while, mainly because I know Unitarians get to take off the summer from church and I assumed they were new-agey enough to control 80% of the sushi market. The unification church is mass wedding one right?