BC-NY agents informed us this morning that Stephanie T. Mishap was spotted licking and pressing her breasts against professional clown David Blaine’s aquarium overnight. Apparently she was also holding a sign that said, “David you take my breath away!!! MARRY ME!!!” David appeared nonplussed, and while it was difficult to make out what he was saying underwater, we’re pretty sure it was something along the lines of “I have no penis, for I am larger than life. I transcend gender and do not require sexual gratification like you lowly humans. You may stay and gaze upon my magnificence, but you must not ask me to marry you.”