It is with great pleasure today that we announce that the still undefeated Barber College has been declared winner of the Barber College - Memoirs of Sophie T. Mishap Blog Feud of 2006. After putting up with Ms. Mishap’s numerous lies and several instances of fraud, Barber College called upon its legal team, pictured above, to enforce the contract signed by the members of Barber College and Ms. Mishap prior to the commencement of the feud. Faced with overwhelming evidence of Ms. Mishap’s misdeeds, the United States Supreme Court ruled unanimously that Barber College should be declared the victors. The following portions of the BC-Mishap contract were violated on multiple occasions by Ms. Mishap:

• § 001.045 - Fabrications and misrepresentations of the truth are strictly forbidden.
• § 237.225 - All photographs and graphics are to be presented in their original and unedited forms.
• § 339.011 (c) - Posts pertaining to a feud participant’s sexuality are to be limited to three (3) per day.
• § 753.111 - No party who is not directly involved with the feud shall at any time attempt to intervene in any matters pertaining to the feud. Feud participants are to be held responsible for controlling such parties.
• § 908.315 (h) - Poorly written fake news articles are strictly forbidden.

con·tract n. An agreement between two or more parties, especially one that is written and enforceable by law.

Thank you all for your support throughout this ordeal, and we hope that with your help we can return to business as usual.

A victory party is planned for Saturday, May 13, 2006, on the roof of Barber College Headquarters in downtown Detroit, Mich. Free PBR, hot dogs, and Doritos will be provided. No creepy stalkers allowed.