My eyes just exploded. Jon Voight and a very indifferent-sounding Chevy Chase star in “Karate Dog.” This came out in Germany two years ago but makes it US debut tonight on ABC Family.

Ok Chevy hates life so we can understand his involvement, but Jon Voight? And Jamie Presley? Weren’t you leeching off Kid Rock then? At least we know what killed Pat Morita.

Read this glowing must-be-German-syntax review from IMDB for those of you who thought you were watching the Pistons tonight:

“May I just say what enjoyment was had during this dog/comedy/action extravaganza. The film truly hit the right buttons in my head. The funniest part with the dog was when the dog fell into a man trap… but lived! I found the greatest laughs to be when chevy chase spoke in voice. Too many films now have thought and meaning, but the real meaning here was from karate dog! Too many dogs can’t speak in film but this film had real incite into the head of a dog that fight like miagimu. Can I just say how laughs and fun explode from that dog. The combination of laugh and drama was too suspensely for my head at times!

I await more adventure of the fight dog, for the laugh and fun truly captured the spirit of talk dog.”