HJO gets fucked up.

Hey everybody! Scott got married. Drop a congrats in the comments, yo.

Scott: I got you these ceramic fish from Art Fair, but then this kid stole my elephant ear and I threw them at him. They all broke, but the good news is the kid had to get stitches!

HOLY SHIT! FREE GAS?!

“[S]ome motorists started lining up before midnight and the queue stretched far from the station into a residential area, trapping some residents in their driveways…”

Couldn’t they have made more money working than they saved by waiting for hours and hours for 30 bucks in gas?

I’ve been spending a lot of time being pissed at Ben Wallace for leaving Detroit for Chicago. But I just realized I did the same thing. That makes me sad.