It might be seven; I dunno. Anyway, I’ve decided to quit smoking again, this time hopefully for good. I’m pretty sure the problem has been that my friends aren’t supporting me enough, because this should be easy. I think some of them are tacitly encouraging me to keep smoking. They think that if I smell all smelly, it makes them smell better by comparison, and then the opposite sex is more attracted to their smell. It’s a pretty clever ploy when you think about it, but now that I’ve figured it out, hopefully they’ll stop and join my side again.

Exodus Update: I’m setting my date of departure at October 31, 2006. That’s very ambitious, but I think I can pull it off. If only I had somewhere to go… People keep telling me to move to Chicago. Where do you think I should go?