Own a piece of American history!
A judge recently ordered that all the shit found in the Unabomber’s Montana shack will be put up for auction. Most of the items are crap, but there are a few choice pieces: a hatchet, some knives, and his trademark hoodies. But our favorite item is #10 under the “Personal Belongings” section: Samsonite briefcase containing University of Michigan Degrees. None of y’all better bid on that, because it’s all ours.