Friends, this is the end of an era. I’ve decided to retire the MySpace Hottie of the Week feature. After much searching of the soul, I’ve determined that the feature is entirely mean-spirited and is, in fact, bad for America. I know many of you enjoyed reading about the hotties over the past two months, but for the sake of our children, we must move on. Thank you for your understanding.

Psych! I bet you chumps really thought I was retiring that shit! Nope! I’m simply taking a break for a week. I’ll be back next week (this weekend?), with some kick-ass Hottie goodness for you. If you’d like, you can search for hotties yourself and nominate some who you feel are worthy. I’m assuming that if you’re reading this blog you know my e-mail address, so send your nominees there.