Does this complete the trifecta?

I don’t think so either.

I was totally gonna post that obit today. Damn. Oh well. This is a team effort.

RIP, Boba.

… these things come in threes. Bye, Bob. You’re forcing Jesus to do 20 min. takes without a script now.

Mr. Hip Hop is live.

The geniuses at Aesthetic Apparatus explain (sorta):

MISTER HIP-HOPâ„¢ PARTY PACK

OH MY GAWD! This is years in the making. For those of you who have known us for a while you may have heard our hollow threats over the years of getting Mister Hip-Hopâ„¢ up and off the ground. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Mister Hip-Hopâ„¢ he is our golden ticket. He is our mega-merchandising monster that is going to make us millions and get us on the cover of Money magazine and everyone is going to ask us in interviews “How in the world did you do it? How did you make so much money off this stupid image of a dork with a mustache and glasses called Mister Hip-Hopâ„¢?!” We’ll just reply ” He’s a viral memeoid, if you have to ask you don’t understand anyway.” and throw another stack of thousand dollar bills in the fireplace while we sip fine champagne out of our REAL gold-plated monkey skull goblets. For the love of the godz someone needs to buy these! Do it for the children!

You better get on this before someone scoops it and all you’ll be able to
say is “Oh yeah, I think I’ve heard of that.”

Here’s a little light reading on my new favorite subject “Memetics” for ya’ too.

Civil Rights 2006: South Africa - 1, United States - 0.

Irony, anyone?

Who is sitting around thinking, “Mmmm, there sure were a lot of unanswered questions about SkiFree.”

Don’t worry, I’m sure cancer will cure itself. No, no we’ve got it from here. You sit down and write yourself a nice little story about a stickfigure yeti.

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No one is above a good vanity Googling. My favorite part is the “%20-%20″ between “henne” and “handsome,” which means the search query was “chad henne - handsome”

Note to Chad: Time to update Firefox!

It smells like victory.

The House has been decided, and I’m going to call the Senate in the Democrats’ favor. I’m by no means a Democrat (they’re not liberal enough for my tastes), but this is definitely a step in the right direction. Thank you for not fucking this one up, America. You’re off the hook for the next two years.