Mr. Hip Hop is live.

The geniuses at Aesthetic Apparatus explain (sorta):

MISTER HIP-HOPâ„¢ PARTY PACK

OH MY GAWD! This is years in the making. For those of you who have known us for a while you may have heard our hollow threats over the years of getting Mister Hip-Hopâ„¢ up and off the ground. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Mister Hip-Hopâ„¢ he is our golden ticket. He is our mega-merchandising monster that is going to make us millions and get us on the cover of Money magazine and everyone is going to ask us in interviews “How in the world did you do it? How did you make so much money off this stupid image of a dork with a mustache and glasses called Mister Hip-Hopâ„¢?!” We’ll just reply ” He’s a viral memeoid, if you have to ask you don’t understand anyway.” and throw another stack of thousand dollar bills in the fireplace while we sip fine champagne out of our REAL gold-plated monkey skull goblets. For the love of the godz someone needs to buy these! Do it for the children!

You better get on this before someone scoops it and all you’ll be able to
say is “Oh yeah, I think I’ve heard of that.”

Here’s a little light reading on my new favorite subject “Memetics” for ya’ too.