A minor rant
It’s times like these when I really wish I still had my column at College Newspaper. This blog will have to do for now. Anyway, I’d like to address the Don Imus-Rutgers women’s basketball team controversy. Imus called members of the Rutgers team “nappy-headed hos,” and everyone wigged out and said it’s, like, one of the most tragic things ever to befall this nation. This would have been the proper reaction: “Wow, Don Imus is a crusty old asshole of a man. That was a pretty stupid thing to say. I think I’ll get a sandwich.”*
*This post is dedicated to our dear friend A., Queen of the Sandwich.