Work sucks?
I’ll probably only be at my current job another month or so, but if you ever catch me complaining about the monotony-cum-crappiness, remind me of these four facts:
1) Every day I get scolded for getting too much work done. Seriously.
2) Last week I showed up 10 minutes late wearing slippers and no one said a word.
3) I get seven smoke breaks a day on average.
4) I get to sit on the floor with my shoes off instead of at a stupid desk with my shoes on like everyone else.