Don’t you hate it when…
…you think of something really clever and you don’t have anyone nearby to tell it to, and then when you finally get a chance to tell someone you forget what you were going to say or it’s just not as funny so long after the fact? I need to start carrying my dictaphone everywhere I go to capture these moments. Kind of like how I carry a camera around for Bigfoot sightings. Just in case, you know?
PS - Bigfoot is blurry. That’s the problem.