What horrible people.

Mike Huckabee has to be the worst: “However, when pressed about whether he believed in a literal interpretation of the timeline laid out in Genesis — that God created the world in six days about 6,000 years ago — Huckabee said, ‘I don’t know.’ ”

These would have been acceptable answers:

“Hahahahahaha.”
“Hehehehehehe.”
“Pfft.”
“WTF?”
an exaggerated eye roll

But, no, we get “Duuhhrrrr…. I dunno!” Is he Alabamian or retarded?

And from Sam Brownback: “One of the problems we have with our society today is that we’ve put faith and science at odds with each other. They aren’t at odds with each other. If they are, check your faith, or check your science.”

They’re at odds because of people like you, you fuckwit! Also, I just checked my faith and my science, and my science beat the shit out of my faith.