New reviews of Wilco and Battles over at recordreviews.org by Dmitri Jr (me).

Spelling Bee Winner

Posted Jun 05, 2007

This is why you don’t homeschool your children.

—via goldenfiddle/bestweekevs

I hate that mutherfucking site. Bunch of hormone-drenched libertarian nerds. Fuck Ron Paul. Fuck whining about statutory rape laws. Fuck endless meaningless lists of obvious movies. Fuck your piddling version of democracy and the slobbering hoards suits trying to figure out how they can make money of your willingness to refresh ever three seconds and go with the flow. Fuck community. Fuck anonymity. Fuck feeling that you have to stay on top of everything. Fuck anyone who counts their personal celebrity in the thousands. Fuck you little Neo-wannabes convinced your bleeding messiah-hood. Fuck fingerpointing at the RIAA trying to justify our own theft. Fuck being indignant about the logo of a meaningless international sports pageant five years away. Fuck point-and-click armchair activism that doesn’t have a hundredth of conviction of the old vets I saw passing out Xeroxed “Impeach Cheney” flyers in front of the post office yesterday. If anything I ever write is dugg, I’ll blow this site up.

What horrible people.

Mike Huckabee has to be the worst: “However, when pressed about whether he believed in a literal interpretation of the timeline laid out in Genesis — that God created the world in six days about 6,000 years ago — Huckabee said, ‘I don’t know.’ ”

These would have been acceptable answers:

“Hahahahahaha.”
“Hehehehehehe.”
“Pfft.”
“WTF?”
an exaggerated eye roll

But, no, we get “Duuhhrrrr…. I dunno!” Is he Alabamian or retarded?

And from Sam Brownback: “One of the problems we have with our society today is that we’ve put faith and science at odds with each other. They aren’t at odds with each other. If they are, check your faith, or check your science.”

They’re at odds because of people like you, you fuckwit! Also, I just checked my faith and my science, and my science beat the shit out of my faith.

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