Only Nine Days Until the Season Opener

You, ladies and gentlemen, are looking at a way too generous birthday gift from Jason Cobra. Official Chauncey Billups Adidas b-ball kicks. Now yours truly has a long standing love affair with Chuck Taylors, but these suckers are so glowing nerdy-white and beautiful, I feel compelled to actual get into shape and wear them on the court because I will magically be able to drop science on all the little kids in my neighborhood. Thank, JC!
Regular season kicks off the day after Halloween.