Filed under: random — Scott at 5:56 pm on Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Discuss in-depth strategies with co-workers for dealing with a “Brewster’s Millions”-rules spending spree.
Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Read the Internet. All of it.
Play “Call Off Duty” at lunch. When all the hardcore nerds start snipping the shit out of you, go on epic dieing spree, after which said nerds will declare, “Man, you really were using those smoke bombs.”
Debate dog names with Mrs. over email until your highly logical argument against “Olive,” makes her really mad apparently.
Learn to Souja Boy.
Spend an hour and ten minutes reorganize your Firefox bookmarks to be more efficient and timesaving.