He was killed by a cellular phone explosion
No, really.
Comment by h
November 29, 2007 @ 11:21 am
the irony is that his ringtone was Thomas Dolby’s She Blinded Me with Science
Comment by A.
December 3, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
H, you are making me cry. Even if our poor exploded-cell-phone victim was rocking out to T. Dolby, there would be nothing ironic about it. Nothing at all.
In fact, the only song I can think of that would qualify as an ironic ringtone under these circumstances is the 1992 indie-grunge cult hit, “Cell Phones Never Explode.”
I’m glad you’re here, H, but words mean things. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go firebomb Alanis Morrissette’s house.
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