So I found this site today. It’s like a certain feature on this blog, only the opposite. Any schmuck can post pictures of scantily clad women and call it a blog, but does he know how much effort and creativity it takes to make fun of a random, defenseless MySpace user who had the misfortune of showing up in my browser every single week?*

It’s been a really long time since BC had a legit blog feud, but maybe it’s time to start another one. We might be fairly mainstream with our own domain now, but like they always say, you can take the boy out the streets, but you can’t take the streets out the boy.

Just so you know what we’re dealing with, here’s some sample text from Hottest Girls of MySpace. For now, I’ll withhold further criticism:

For the record, I have respect for all people, especially women (mostly because they have breasts and a vagina). But in all seriousness this is a blog to entertain and amuse both myself and my readers. If you take it seriously, that is up to you. I do not know any of the people I post about and all of the commentary is based on my impressions of the pictures I publish. Therefore, any comments taken as offensive or rude? Too fucking bad. The pictures tell the story.

Let me tell you what I like best about this picture It’s not the tongues on the tits. It’s not the beer in hand. It’s not the fact that they’re drunk or that this picture just totally kicks some serious baby tushy. You know what I love? That slight belly bulge on the girl getting licked. You can tell she’s just a little chubby and I just love that. Why? She’s real. And she has the tits to compensate for that cute little kitten trapped inside her tummy. What a perfect one night stand candidate. Wow.

Plain, simple, yet devious. For all we know that’s really one of those stars in the middle of a circle symbolizing the devil. For me? I just think it’s a signal pointing to her ass crack. That kind of tattoo is a road map to look down. Are we really going to look UP after seeing it? No.

What is it that makes a pornstar? Seriously I don’t get it. I mean she could easily enter the business. I suppose it’s just showing your vagina on film and letting a penis come into the frame. All of sudden that instantly make men want to have sex with you.

* I don’t mean “week” in the literal sense. And it’s not that much work, really.