You’ve probably never met the supercomputer that powers Barber College HQ, but it knows you. More importantly, if you came to BC from a search engine it knows what you were looking for. Here are some of the highlights from this month.

Key phrases used on search engines

fetal alcohol syndrome hotties
somebody gonna get pregnant
fuckaduck
desperate myspace hotties
sucking actress hand
barber porn
crisis management tutorial
zap kidney stone
pushing dead guy in computer chair
megadik (multiple hits)
xenuism
barber fest
hitbooster (A. your diabolical plan brought in 2 hits so far this month!)