Thanks to the lovely and understanding people at Apple, I got a new iPod free of charge today. This is number three. The first was known as jesusPod, because he died one day then rose from the dead two days later. Someone stole jesusPod when he was in his prime, and hopefully that person is burning in hell right now. Next came judasPod, who unceremoniously committed suicide yesterday. So, now I’ll put it to you: What do I call the new one?
Comment by gorilla
January 30, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
I had a Muslim friend once describe the three religions of Abraham as “a lot like Microsoft and Islam is like 3.0 — backwards compatible with 2.0 and 1.0, but not the other way around.”
I think you have your answer.
Comment by IT Master Gordo
January 30, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
Well, you could use a variable and go with something like $deityPod to cover all your bases.
Knowing you though, and your views on Christianity, you might be being sabotaged by a higher power. It’s time to switch sides so I vote for the antiPod
Comment by A.
January 30, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
Ooooh, “the antiPod” will be tough to top.
With that said, I nominate “Charles Darwin.”
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