Another Bullet Dodged
Two and a half* more to go.
*Unofficial BC testing reveals having Hillary as President would be like being grazed by a bullet. Not cool, but you’ll live and shit.
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Comment by A.
February 8, 2008 @ 11:04 am
Hillary = .5 bullets? I think not.
B. Obama is brilliant and inspiring. Hillary C. is brilliant and a wonk. There are compelling reasons to favor them both, and if they didn’t hate each other so much, they’d make killer running mates.
Totally with you on the Munster, though.
Comment by Scott
February 8, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
You’re probably right, A, but i just worry about her her eyes. She’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living … until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then … then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaming. The ocean turns red.
Comment by A.
February 8, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
I’m afraid you may have jumped the shark with that comment.
Comment by J-Ho
February 9, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
Even if Hillary is a blood-crazed zombie vampire like Scott says, she’s still better than John McCain.
Comment by A.
February 9, 2008 @ 1:39 pm
Actually, I’m pretty sure he said she was Jaws. Does that change your opinion?
Comment by Scott
February 11, 2008 @ 11:42 am
http://alexbalk.tumblr.com/post/26058843
this sums up my feelings on the matter.
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