Perhaps a career change is in order?
I hear Frankie Muniz is looking for a stand-in.
“[Inge] batted .236 with 14 homers and 71 RBIs last year while Cabrera hit .320 with 34 homers and 119 RBIs with the Marlins.”
Even using crappy metrics, it’s strikingly clear who is better at baseball.
And then: “‘Brandon Inge, no offense to anyone on this team, is the best athlete on the team,’ the manager said.”
*sigh*