A.: 
A. is tired of your bullshit, but she’d be happy to fix you a glass of juice.E-mail a [at] barber-college [dot] org.
Scott (emeritus): 
In the beginning there was darkness. Next came dinosaurs and war, digital watches and tacos. Sometime later Scott was a writer living on the north side of Chicago. Subsequently, there was more darkness.
J-Ho:
Biography: I was born during a freak April blizzard in 1982. I looked out the window at all the snow, and I said, “This is bullshit.” It has not snowed in Michigan since.Five Fun Facts: 1) I consider myself a failure because I’m neither a rock star nor a professional baseball player. 2) I’m really good with names. If I forget yours, take it personally. 3) I’m a lot more honest and sincere than people think I am. I think that’s better than the other way around. 4) I’ll try anything once, as long as it doesn’t involve heights, snakes, or spiders; and it carries a low risk of me getting physically or emotionally injured. 5) Writing about people on MySpace makes me feel better about myself.E-mail j-ho [at] barber-college [dot] org.