Hey.

Been awhile.

So tonight the cops shot a 150 pound cougar on my block.

It is unbelievable. Almost enough to restore my faith in the world.

J-Ho: your BC post is sad

A.: yeah, maybe i should post the hello-kitty story to make up for it

Hey, Barbersketeers! Our corporate overlords have been after us to increase traffic to the site, and since writing is a lot of work, we’re testing out a new feature called Hitbooster. Here’s how it works:

1) We post things that appeal to a broader audience.

2) Millions of people flock to Barber College every three or four hours.

At least that’s what I told the BC board of directors at this morning’s meeting. I tried to keep it brief so I could snag a custard doughnut before that prick Miguel ate them all.

Anyway. Our research indicates that the masses are into adorable kittens, so here you go: