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Thanks to Bizarro J-Ho for the link.

Maybe it’s that they played a song they originally released almost seven years ago. Or maybe it’s that Whoopi Goldberg-Adam Green are the most awkward interviewer-interviewee ever. Or maybe it’s that they replaced the line “shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants” with “blew a little load out of the bottom of your pants.” Or maybe it’s just that the Moldy Peaches were on The View.

Exhibits A, B and C in “the trial against the white race” from Metal Inquisition.

Congrats to our hero Grambo on moving from a giant evil media empire to a much smaller evil media empire. We just hope he doesn’t have to move to LA as a result. 

I had a Mitch Hedberg moment today - one of those times when I was reminded of Mitch’s uncanny ability to point out the stupid everyday nonsense we usually overlook. It’s one of my favorite Mitch jokes - actually the source of this blog’s tagline. Mitch buys a donut, and he gets a receipt.

Anyway, I stopped at CVS after work to buy a toothbrush and a bottle of water, and the receipt they gave me was over a foot long. Literally. Look at the thing (I put an actual American quarter next to it for scale)! C’mon, CVS. I can’t think of a situation in which I would need to prove that I bought a toothbrush and a bottle of water. But you’ll be happy to know I recycled the receipt.

Moral of the story: Don’t take drugs, because somebody out there loves you.

Andrew WK is producing an album for Lee “Scratch” Perry, titled “The Salvation of All Mankind.” Well it should be. Also there are some really awesome rumors about our man WK on the web, including that he cut his hair 3 years ago and now wears a wig.

As you are no doubt aware, Barbers and Barberettes, BC encourages social-type do-gooding. We also insist that you know what words mean. Fortunately, with the help of modern technology, it is now possible for you to be the most articulate do-gooder on the block!

In case anyone is interested, WikiAnswers says there are 1,000 grains of rice in a cup. After donating 1,100 grains (and zero cheating), my vocab level is 42.

Thanks, Underwire.

Charity.

If you’re like us, you often think “yeah I’d be helping others, but what’s in it for me?”

One of BC’s favorite magazines, GOOD, is currently offering a year’s subscription in exchange for you making a donation to one of 12 worthwhile causes. Six issues for $20. We’re funding micro loans and pretending like we know what that is. Be selfish, feel smart and help folks all at once, you wonderful bastards.

RECENT GOOD FEATURES:

- Student Debt by the Numbers

- Non-hippie Sustainable Design

- Gerrymandering Like a Pro

Wild fires, smild fires. This is a national crisis.

UPDATE: WORSE - We only have 14 months to save Simply Red.

I love that Simply Red thinks they aren’t already retired, and that they are doing the brave thing by launching a farewell tour when anyone who actually would go still assumes it’s a reunion tour.