So considering the content of his hit song, is anyone else bothered by the fact that Soulja Boy was born in 1990?

1) Lie to get what you want.

2) Remember that the more raw emotion you pour into your lies, the more likely people are to believe them and give you what you want.

3) If you get caught lying, become indignant and pretend that you are the victim.

“After the Aug. 26 call, the teens, ages 16 and 19, were awakened in the middle of the night and given the shock treatments, at times while their legs and arms were bound. One teen received 77 shocks and the other received 29. One boy was treated for two first-degree burns.”

Come on, Massachusetts. You were doing so well!

“And all they had was some gold…”

Allow your mind to boogle.

Spelling Bee Kid, round 2. Way to go, Jimmy.

Something about this really troubles me.

It’s tragic that the kid died and all, but what a weird final wish. You’d think that since he was on the brink of death himself he would choose something other than killing another living thing. Now wrestling a bear, that would’ve been something.

Spelling Bee Winner

Posted Jun 05, 2007

This is why you don’t homeschool your children.

—via goldenfiddle/bestweekevs

More Zanger Bob at his official website.Hope you can read Dutch. I would love to see about this kid in mid-20s, living the low-level eurotrash star life, just trying to get by.