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	<description>Killer Bees In Your Brain</description>
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		<title>My new home</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You can now reach me at www.clicksandhisses.com. I promise a good time for all.
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		<link>http://www.barber-college.org/2008/06/03/my-new-home/</link>
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		<title>Burnin&#8217; down the house</title>
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Dear Readers,
It&#8217;s been real, but my heart isn&#8217;t in it anymore. Barber College has run its course. It got us through those first few terrifying post-college years, but we&#8217;re adults now&#8230; or something like that. You may not have noticed, but BC always had a theme: Whatever we could post to fend off fear and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.barber-college.org/2008/05/01/burnin-down-the-house/</link>
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		<title>viking funeral</title>
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Gotta stay postive.
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		<link>http://www.barber-college.org/2008/04/30/viking-funeral/</link>
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		<title>A.&#8217;s Birthday and Time to Go</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Our little A. is all growns up today. Best wishes to our lady of eastern Ravenswood.
In a unrelated note (though i suppose somewhat related in that I think a lot about getting older and the stumbling mess that amounts my adulthood), I guess it&#8217;s no secret I&#8217;ve been neglecting my barbering and I think it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.barber-college.org/2008/04/20/as-birthday-and-time-to-go/</link>
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		<title>Cougar Attack</title>
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Hey.
Been awhile.
So tonight the cops shot a 150 pound cougar on my block.
It is unbelievable. Almost enough to restore my faith in the world.
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		<link>http://www.barber-college.org/2008/04/14/cougar-attack/</link>
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		<title>Detroit loves a sex scandal!</title>
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If the Kwame case hasn&#8217;t been enough to pique your interest in the sordid affairs of Detroit&#8217;s political royalty, we bring you another that&#8217;s just at juicy. It seems a certain U.S. Senator&#8217;s husband has a taste for bargain-priced prostitutes!
Tom Athans wasn&#8217;t all about the $4500/night sessions in swank D.C. hotels like Eliot Spitzer. No, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.barber-college.org/2008/04/04/detroit-loves-a-sex-scandal/</link>
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		<title>A Friendly Reminder</title>
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Less than 10 months until we wake up from our collective eight-year nightmare!
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		<link>http://www.barber-college.org/2008/03/25/a-friendly-reminder/</link>
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		<title>Kwame&#8217;s Guide to Dealing with a Sex Scandal</title>
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1) Have an extramarital affair with chief of staff.
2) Deny, deny, deny - even under oath. Oh, and fire people who might expose you.
3) Once irrefutable evidence of affair is discovered, become conspicuously quiet.
4) Wait 2-3 weeks.
5) Offer public apology&#8230; in a church.
6) Accept resignation of chief of staff.
7) Show up to city&#8217;s biggest annual [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.barber-college.org/2008/03/12/kwames-guide-to-dealing-with-a-sex-scandal/</link>
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		<title>i laughed for a second and then sobbed when i read this&#8230;</title>
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Ad Campaign Appeals To Young, Hip, Influenced-By-Ad-Campaigns Demographic

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		<link>http://www.barber-college.org/2008/03/03/i-laughed-for-a-second-and-then-sobbed-when-i-read-this/</link>
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		<title>in the clear</title>
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February 29, 2008
Dear Mr. XXXXX,
Thank you for taking the time to contact us about HOT POCKETS® brand sandwiches. We welcome questions and comments from loyal consumers such as yourself and appreciate this opportunity to assist you.
We have reviewed our records and have determined &#8211;to the best of our knowledge that none of our LEAN POCKETS® [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.barber-college.org/2008/02/29/in-the-clear/</link>
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